Cos I was told to: Archive

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

I WANT TO DO THIS SONG GOOD AND HARD.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Lisa

shootthefox: Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa Lisa

Dec 30th

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I KNOW WHAT I NEED!

A good DANCE. Thats right. I need to dance my troubles away!

Dec 29th

32% Virgin. I have some dignity left...

Ok, Here’s the deal… Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you’ve done. Subtract from 100 then repost as your __% Virgin. 1. Smoked 2. Drank alcohol 3. Cried when someone died. 4. Been drunk. 5. Had sex. 6. Been to a concert. 7. Given/recieved a handjob. 8. Given/recieved a blowjob. 9. Been verbally harassed 10. Verbally harassed somebody PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90% 11. Felt someone up...

Dec 29th

There’s a house across the river, but alas, I cannot swim, And a garden of such beauty that the flowers seem to grin. There’s a house across the river, but alas, I cannot swim, I’ll live my life regretting that I never jumped in. There’s a boy across the river with short black curly hair, He wants to be my lover and I want to be his peer. There’s a boy across the...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

Watch

what a lovely but totally batshit lady

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Listen

Dec 28th

“I think I better leave right now before I fall any deeper”

– Will Young WILL MARRY ME ONE DAY

Dec 28th

what a drama queen.

Dec 27th

DYING FOR SOMETHING TO PUT MY PENIS IN

(via shootthefox) carved out watermelon (Y)

Dec 26th

Dec 25th

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I’ve been dancing to michael jackson in the snow, it was delightful and after we’d finished we saw several people peeping from behind their curtains who’d been watching us. bet they loved it. CWISMISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

Dec 24th

Dec 22nd

I'm so bored with life

let’s get drunk

Dec 22nd

Dec 21st

I am the first ever victim of Tumblr rape

I take it really hard up the arse And I only like black cock

Dec 20th

Dec 19th

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Dec 17th

girls are stupid

Dec 17th

my feet are bruised, battered, bloody and...

worth it? hell yes.

Dec 17th

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Dec 15th

“That sounds nice, like colon irrigation for your head”

– Lisa (via shootthefox)

Dec 14th

Papa

Walks in. He see’s me miserable, surrounded by piles of notes at all angles… Papa: “I MUST TAKE A PHOTO!!” *grabs a camera and happily captures my suffering* what a BEAUT of an expression on my face in that photo.

Dec 14th

In a sea of papers

and I feel like im gonna throw up collapse eat my face. Due to rubber fingers confusing thoughts+feelings NRG DRNK a fear of whether I’m actually going to be able to get through this week without crying on someone/murdering BillPhd/completely ruining my head and situations by doing stupid things/eating someone … my head is about to implode. OH WELL must get on with my...

Dec 14th